its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
She told me I should be a condom model.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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