their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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