Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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