just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
