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you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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