Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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