maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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