She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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