Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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