Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
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