The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
There r osticjed everywhere
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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