i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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