So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Michael Bay diarrhea
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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