hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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