wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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