U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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