it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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