dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
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Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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