Where did you get a picture of my penis
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
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she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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