Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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