I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Mom said you looked used
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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