I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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