We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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