She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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