when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Randomize
