Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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