Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
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