He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
The best revenge is premature balding
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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