every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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