somebody snuck up and got me drunk
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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