How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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