I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
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Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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