Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
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I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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