You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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