Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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