you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
50% drunk capacity currently
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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