Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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