Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
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I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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