I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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