we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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