so explain again why im purple
no
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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