I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
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Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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