im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
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Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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