I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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