Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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