Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
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Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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