And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Never underestimate the power of titties
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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