my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
