am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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