I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
She announced her abortion via fbk
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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