Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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