Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
